When the Sports Illustrated report came out, we were sitting there, and this humongous football player laughed and looked at me and goes, ‘You don’t have to ever worry about that.’ And I’m like, You know what? That pisses me off. Like, No shit. But my body’s not that bad, know what I mean? on steroids
Hey, 2004 was like 20 years ago! And all you did was walk! Mariano let four fly! It was not, like, some 12-pitch at-bat! to Kevin Millar
I don’t listen to any of that crap. Scouts, they’re going to doubt me. They’re just upset because they don’t have the ability to be in the major leagues. That’s why they’re scouting.
As long as it went over, I don’t care. on yesterday’s home run
Are you [expletive] me? in response to Ken Macha telling him “Hey, you remind me of Chad Curtis.”
What the [expletive] is that? Shut up! on Japanese baseball fans
Jonathan Papelbon is a great guy, but this other guy, Cinco Ocho, which he calls himself, that guy’s an idiot. He’s got two people, he’s literally two people. Cinco Ocho, he’s a little different.
We’re in first place by [two] games. I don’t think anyone gives a [care] what the numbers are. censored by the Boston Globe
I’m going to go out there and be who I am, and if you don’t like it, then watch somebody else.
You want a piece of me, meat? to Brady Quinn during a ping pong game